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Post by skissors on Aug 6, 2011 1:46:51 GMT -5
dead kittens.
Why is facebook so addicting?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 6, 2011 1:54:00 GMT -5
Because you're being brainwashed and they sprinkle it with crack cocaine.
Why am I such a procrastinator? -n-
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Post by Dev on Aug 8, 2011 23:20:29 GMT -5
Because the procrasta-fairies are toying with your brain, keeping you from doing anything until the last minute!
How do cats purr?
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Post by penny on Aug 9, 2011 5:51:12 GMT -5
There's a little wind-up motor in their bellies, duh.
What is the square root of 69?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 9, 2011 20:06:14 GMT -5
Eleventy-Six.
How do birds fly?
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Post by Dev on Aug 10, 2011 4:28:35 GMT -5
They all get high on helium.
Who invented balloons?
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Post by shade1193 on Aug 10, 2011 9:22:35 GMT -5
Albert Einstein
What is a color?
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Post by Dev on Aug 10, 2011 15:21:54 GMT -5
Blellow.
Where does pee come from?
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Post by skissors on Aug 11, 2011 12:39:30 GMT -5
Your mind
How do you make a question?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 12, 2011 2:41:55 GMT -5
By bending an exclamation point at the top.
Why am I so thirsty?
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Post by Mkay on Aug 13, 2011 12:33:20 GMT -5
With a pumpkin carving knife and a steady hand.
How do I prepare for school?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 14, 2011 3:46:38 GMT -5
Stay up all night on the internet and forgot about sleep all together.
How do you wash a car?
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Suki
Stick
I is a Smart Whippet!
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Post by Suki on Aug 14, 2011 12:15:47 GMT -5
With a rusty nail and a bucket of cherry pie filling.
Why does it rain?
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Post by ..::[S]ilverstripe::.. on Aug 15, 2011 12:54:07 GMT -5
Because the clouds drank too much liquid. o-o;
How do you build a bird house?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 15, 2011 23:10:01 GMT -5
With a beehive and a some super glue!
How do you feed a bear?
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