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Post by ..::[S]ilverstripe::.. on Aug 1, 2011 18:24:48 GMT -5
With a little bit of pixie dust.
How do you make dreams come true?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 1, 2011 19:30:32 GMT -5
By sitting on your butt and watching tv all day, of course!
Where did platypuses come from?
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Post by Dev on Aug 1, 2011 22:58:34 GMT -5
They came from a lab in Germany in the early 1800's, where the genes of a duck, otter and beaver were successfully spliced to create the platypus.
How do I shot web?
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Mazzew•∞
Stick
Thank you Mkay!
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Post by Mazzew•∞ on Aug 2, 2011 10:42:03 GMT -5
rub.
Is "bhisdhk" a word?
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Post by Dev on Aug 2, 2011 13:33:32 GMT -5
Yes, "Bhisdhk" is a word that means "to eat uncooked fishsticks."
What is the function of a rubber duck?
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Post by Rina on Aug 2, 2011 14:03:45 GMT -5
To repel mosquitoes.
How do you train a dragon?
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Post by Dragon @ Aileron on Aug 2, 2011 19:03:04 GMT -5
First, you give it some food. Then it'll stalk you. like a creeper.
How do you eat?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 2, 2011 19:30:05 GMT -5
You take your face and shove it into your plate. Be sure it get as much of it on your clothing, table, floor and in your hair as possible.
How do you read a book?
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Mazzew•∞
Stick
Thank you Mkay!
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Post by Mazzew•∞ on Aug 2, 2011 21:35:14 GMT -5
You use it as toilet paper.
How do you have sex?
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Post by shade1193 on Aug 2, 2011 23:30:08 GMT -5
You sit across the room from a wall and stare at it while holding perfectly still with your parents.
How do you breath?
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Post by skissors on Aug 3, 2011 0:24:13 GMT -5
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and open your mouth wide!
How do you make cookies?
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Post by Rina on Aug 3, 2011 0:30:45 GMT -5
Burn down the kitchen, then buy some from the store using the money you got from the insurance company.
How do you earn money?
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Post by { Mo } on Aug 3, 2011 1:40:41 GMT -5
You stand on the corner of a main street, dressed in your best fish net stockings and 6 inch heels. Soon the money will come rolling in!
How do you tame a tiger?
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Nawmi
Stick
Thanks Mkay!
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Post by Nawmi on Aug 3, 2011 1:44:56 GMT -5
Peel his stripes off. Then he will be happy and calm.
Why are elephants so big?
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Post by Rina on Aug 3, 2011 1:46:55 GMT -5
The whole universe was shrunken down just a little bit, with the exception of elephants and whales.
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