Wish Corruption

[Mazzew•∞]

wish granted. The unicorn lives in your house, and leaves large sparkly fecal matter everywhere it goes. The unicorn smells and is tough to feed. You relocate it outside. The unicorn is not happy, and decapitates you with it's horn. It then proceeds to eat your flesh slowly. Three days later, your body is found. The autopsy people are clueless and everyone you know is devastated. A killer unicorn now lurks, and it has developed a hankering for human flesh.

I wish my shirt was blue.

[catbaloo]

lol, sparkly fecal matter.


Granted but it only happens because you walk under a ladder, knocking the blue paint pot that was resting on top of the ladder all over you.

I wish I could recolour furniture like you can in Sims 3.

[Rina]

Wish granted, but you royally screw it up and end up with polka-dotted couches the color of a unicorn's sparkly fecal matter. :x

I wish I had perfect skin all the time. o:

[{ Mo }]

Wish granted! However you now have the perfect skin of an elephant!

I wish I could speak Spanish!

[Rina]

Wish granted, but now Spanish is all you can speak and you don't understand a word of English. All of your friends hate you because they think you're ignoring them.

I wish we could take the "first generation" Petz games and put them on DS's and stuff. ;-;

[{ Mo }]

Wish granted. However with the new release of the game they crack down on the people downloading petz and throw them in jail or fine them. They also decide hexies belong to them and sell them.. you have no say in the matter - even if you're the hexer.

I wish I wasn't afraid of dark water!

[Mazzew•∞]

You aren't. One day, you and a friend, Tom Gusta decide to go scuba diving, using a brand new system. This new scuba diving system allows divers to travel deeper than ever before. You are the first to test the system, and if everything goes smoothly, not only will you have an adventure, but you both will be awarded a fair sum of money. You're nervous, but very excited as you step on the boat. You both put on the thick wet suits and heavy equipment. You feel like an astronaut, and in a way, you are. One of the workers informs that this it; you can't go back. You nod, and plunge into the cold water. Your tiny lights that you carry are no use. There is only black. The boat is panicking. There's a glitch in the system. Oxygen isn't flowing. The pressure capacitors start to fail, the water pounding down on you two, starts to become too much, and you both die a watery, dark death, floating, down, deeper and deeper, into a domain mankind was never meant to venture into....


I wish my petz were real. :c

[catherine]

ahhhh! your petz suddenly pop out of your screen but since they did not poop in-game, they get constipation and eventually die horribly of toxic shock DDDDDD: (lol sorry idk what got into me)

I wish I didn't have to sell my rabbit :<

[skissors]

Granted! You don't have to sell your rabbit because you ate your rabbit! (sorry)

I wish I had an awesome hat.

[{ Mo }]

Granted! However the hat turns out to be an alien, latched onto your head with horrendously sharp, razor teeth! Slowly but surely turning you into a mindless zombie and laying eggs in your brain until they can successfully hatch and take over earth.

I wish I had new tires!

[Silversheene]

Wish Granted! but they are triycle tires

I wish I had a bigger fish tank

[{ Mo }]

Wish granted! But now your tank is so big you cannot find your fish and they cannot find the food!

I wish I had a good book to read.

[Mazzew•∞]

You find a good book to read, but you become so involved in the book, you think you are the main character! You are devastated when the book takes an unexpected turn...and the main character's love interest...dies! You fall into a depression and die of a broken heart.

I wish I had winderps 7. :c

[{ Mo }]

(Mazz you've killed me so many times now. xD)

Wish granted! You now own winderps 7. However it eats all your petz, has tons of viruses, and moves slower than a snail with a rock tied to it. You become to frustrated you start to pull your hair out and toss the stupid thing out the window.

I wish I could understand my cat, who is sitting here talking to me non stop.

[Mazzew•∞]

^ That's what all editions of windows do. o__o so it wouldn't be any different. xD

You understand your cat, but then realize he is plotting your death. You try to escape the house, by going to stay at a hotel. Your mind races when you see your cat, sitting on your hotel bed, lashing his tail. You panic and run. But no matter how fast you run, the cat is faster. You notice he has a gun in his mouth. He shoots you in the head, and you fall to the ground, never to walk again.

I wish it was saturday, august 13th.